That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just invented taco cereal.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
