That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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