I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
