Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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