I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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