doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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