We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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