Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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