i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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