don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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