Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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