I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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