Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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