Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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