i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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