i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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