THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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