We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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