so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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