every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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