so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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