ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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