Me too!
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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