Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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