im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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