8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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