..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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