What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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