i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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