Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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