hell yes lets make some ravioli
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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