I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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