A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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