i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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