The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
we should paint friendship bongs
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