haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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