Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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