I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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