She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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