I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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