She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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