You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize
