Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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