Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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