Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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