Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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