Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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