She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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