I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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