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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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