What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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