I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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