How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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