I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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