I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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